Sarcastic Quotes


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Savage and Sarcastic Quotes

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Humorous and Sarcastic Quotes

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Short Sarcastic Quotes

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​Mondayest Monday that ​and dreaming about ​your coffee needs ​
​• If Monday were ​

​morning, I would still ​mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.​a face, I’d punch it.​

​Mondays to make ​morning: coffee, coffee, coffee… and maybe a ​
​There are only ​

​when I need ​this really annoying ​
​off falling from ​

​my nights charging ​mornings.​castle!​
​• Relationship status: Lying diagonally across ​

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​• They say every ​

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​quotes below. Even your single ​

​If you’re single and ​a face. In your case, I’m happy to ​else’s shoes will ​

​down on people.​
​faithful and the ​

​• Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for ​to kill myself, I’d climb up ​• I lost your ​

​(Unknown)​wrong idea.​(Unknown)​worry about that.​

​mother thinks you’re handsome.​energy today to ​are hilarious, but also quite ​
​bit grumpy, a rude and ​

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​• A great deal ​

​• I’m not really ​at the end ​down with dogs ​• I love sarcasm. It’s like hitting ​• When two people ​
​than sound. This is why ​

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​upload or just ​listed above.​to use in ​
​know, sarcasm isn’t just about ​

​my ears bleed.​else.​
​• Life is short. Smile while you ​

​(Unknown)​a high-five. In the face. With a chair.​
​• I can explain ​

​(Unknown)​• Jealousy is a ​(Unknown)​the moment. But I’ll happily ignore ​
​dreams of freedom ​

​– that way, I’ll know how ​shutting your mouth.​poverty.​
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