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I'M THANKFUL FOR TURKEY
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write their own?the soap!
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help your child And gobbled up
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your own music. See if you would like to
all the water,
By Darren SardelliSome of the
line, set poems to yourself? Or perhaps you
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OH, WHAT A FEAST!
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TURKEY IN THE BARNYARD
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A THANKSGIVING THOUGHT
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THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN
By Katherine Hauth
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were bright and 32 Fun Thanksgiving of narrating, describing, and conveying things.
A THANKSGIVING DINNER
and Donder lost
yells all day.
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are exposing them
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my and said, “Gobble, gobble, gobble”.your child you
staringSo we’ve put him
He looked and creating poetry with
Prancer's sick of He always disapproves.
toothpaste on his wobble
AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE
than prose. By reading and cold.
him exercise,has he spread
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When I have
mostwings and his
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has grown old.Nor anything that
A TURKEY SPEAKS
The thing that winked his eye
to write poetry
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a squeaky toy,odd.
feathers and he given the opportunity
reindeer.Not even with
eating all things He shook his
may thrive when Santa needs new
to play.was known for
went strutting byin other forms
By Timothy ToucherAnd never wants
SnodOne fat turkey
to write prose have a screen!
around,Herbert Hilbert Hubert
Just like that.in non-poetic writing. Children who struggle So I’m glad I
He always lays By Denise Rodgers
Just like that.and form found his anger’s keen.
all day.with a cactus.
to eat yourules of structure
But I feel And he eats So I'll start out
I am going freedom from the visit?”
named Vesters,some practice.to eat you
certain degree of to come and I’ve a cat
Hugging you takes I am going In poetry, there is a Would you like
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like him(Sung to Are
written down. That boosts a Bouncing, pushing, acting wired,And welcomes little
I guess that's why we On Thanksgiving Day
words they haven’t previously seen Buzzing, bumping, sounding mean.
his claws,that he's not.
turkeychild to read
screen,How neatly spreads to be something
Oh, I’m glad I’m not a correctly helps a
tapping at my seems to grin,
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will taste you.Guessing these words
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And then they
line.By Denise Rodgers
and baste youend of a
on a chair!On every golden He wouldn't think of
They’ll stuff you found at the
I’m just standing Nile
and his wit.
On Thanksgiving Dayword might be
Mom’s worried.waters of the for his manners
turkeyto predict what
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And pour the noted
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A THANKSGIVING ALPHABET
Tom Tigercat is
A turkey, a turkeya poem can And wrestle with
Improve his shining By J. Patrick Lewis
certain parts of with scorpions
Oh, I’m glad I’m not a the end of I often sleep
How doth the To only eat
like we should.the sounds at hostile.
By Lewis Carrollfor us allWe’ll eat pizza
rhythm and that Her mood becomes into the pond!
THE THANKSTIVING DAY PARADE
Oh! what a lesson
woods.poetry has a
sofa thenWhen Daddy Fell
growing thinner.out in the
them learn basic But if I’m on the that didn't respond
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your child helps crocodile.
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every year.Reading poetry to
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We eat turkey academic subjects.
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His eye is
almost here.language, but in other
I bath with And it sounded
you and I.Thanksgiving day is important, not only in
As well as what you do.
improve their memory. These skills are Is what makes
if they were He very, very, rarely feels
Please be careful recognize patterns, as well as
on fabricall quacked as why
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And that's the reason Turkey, Turkey look at
in poetry helps in my room
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The repetition found
By the lion
knee,The Vulture eats
eggs instead.from regular speech.
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By Hilaire BellocWe had scrambled
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on a chair!
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Because for Thanksgiving
FIVE LITTLE TURKEYS
sounds can be I’m just standing
He's crawling out a crater,
in his beddemonstrate how these
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IF TURKEYS THOUGHT
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And I’m awfully glad
and manipulate those a chair!
merry and bright,
kick.Albuquerque he’s my turkey
FAT TURKEY'S SONG
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A mighty big
dog or cat.
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By Steve Hansoninto the pond!
beanstalkBetter than a to focus on
Then Daddy fell
Jack gave the get.
to the ability
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You could ever
the name given it ran away,
seemed to be
Jack was quite pet
Phonemic awareness is
Then last night
MR. TURKEY SONG
And then there
He’s the best kids’ poems.
for its head.
a dismal day,Jack was quite
he’s mine.highlights of funny And a pillow
the end of By Jane YolenAnd I’m awfully glad
some of the
FIVE FAT TURKEYS
some pajamasWe were nearing
You’re welcome.he gobblesLet’s look at
I made it nothing to say.
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sleep with me.to do and
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can be daunting, so we’ve put together (Sung to Clementine)
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WHEN DADDY CARVES THE TURKEY
As perfect as gets wet!
Finding funny poems Daddy carves his
But most of a snowball
so no one Fun
carves the turkey,Fanny-I made myself
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I'M GLAD I'M NOT A TURKEY
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bedand clear the
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it'strimmingsBut it neverThanksgiving treat!
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and some of just a little but there's still some tomatoes
sauces, gravies, and jamsbut I wish to die.I'm stuffed up
I ate too with popcorn that and thought with that turkey was it smeared every
ceiling,the windows,over the kitchen,It ricocheted into it knocked every The turkey shot It's a cranberry-cinnamon-onion bouquet!
Could apple pie That Thanksgiving dinner The day I If I could Thanksgiving Day will tummy, what do I Turkey on the a turkey.my brother, Tom,I’m thankful for by Susan D. Anderson
I love Thanksgivingfor me.Oh, what a feast outside.Mr. Turkey, run, run, run.Mr. Turkey, better watch out.But mostly I'm thankfuldad's
I'm thankful for I'm nuts for I'm thankful for biscuits, and hams.turkey.trees…a handful of I crashed through swelling so plump
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It is really a long, long time,Sandwiches and soup A whole lot, a whole lot.We cooked turkey (to the tune We were no
We spent all
the day is
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What a shaky it's got!
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Oh, gobble, gobble, gobble,And so there's turkey on
by Jack Prelutskywas 1.
were 3.were 4.
be sorryWith our turkey
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pipers pipe and when now it
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the yearWhat a fine Pickles-yes-and then, oh my!
light.squash in its
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with yams,and I ate,I'm probably going
pie,much turkey,stuff a turkey
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then splattered all a chair.the air,
by Jack Prelutsky
Turkey in my
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble all day.
not to be
I’m thankful for
Room with a View
Oh, what a feast
plate.Don't wait around In someone's hungry tummy!
of Yankee Doodle)to eat.I'm thankful for and marshmallow fluff.
I'm thankful for
soared past the of pudding and the ground.
I felt myself galore.
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couldn't sleep.poems for kids
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He yells as heads,we'll starve.
Before he starts But he never the turkey,
Daddy Fell into the Pond
Pot pie lasts
go away!a whole lot,
Nice and hot, nice and hot.see!came around,
are we.And hide until People say that
I heard Mr. Turkey say,Let's talk turkey,What a walk
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come Thanksgiving day.One waddled off, and then there
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One waddled off, and then there Or you will
Cranberries and stuffingwe've made?Don't you feel
All it knows
our TV set.dry as I see the clowns marching, here they come,
fun, I don't complainthey don't blow away.hover in the
Mickey Mouse and of it.
is under way,day.
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Is the pudding and through the go
and through the Like a hunting
and through the ring,
and through the And bites the
To Grandmother's house we for our blessings.
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try,I is for
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dishesand bake the
peasand shuck the
such a treat!eat-
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we must eat.are soft and
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and I ate
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that I'd never again I scrubbed with I could stop
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Day.the smelling? Just be for If you couldn't smell it? I don't think it
Is Thanksgiving Day, for do you We'd have Thanksgiving but once a
much on Thanksgiving Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy all day.say?
all, I’m oh-so-thankfulfun we’ve had.I’m thankful for
Oh, what a feast Oh, what a feast
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Mr. Turkey, run, run, run.If you're not careful, you'll end up(to the tune
for good things and pies.eggnog
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I'm thankful for
I'm thankful for I'm thankful for
by Kenn Nesbittyell as I
With a mouthful a sudden, I rose off
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.the fridge, full of goodies
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of your own, and discover short be a whole
people, but don’t let it our best hints
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Let's talk turkey!Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
Standing on a Chair
Fat turkeys are
of “Did You Ever Thanksgiving Day.
For soon will day sun,
do,One waddled off
standing by door,Better fly away;
eat‘Bout the plans
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I'm watching on I'm just as
and the flutes,The bands are
It's so much I hope that
Humpty Dumpty, Smokey Bearhigh,
I'll see all the great parade
blessing this special Plymouth long ago.
pride.over for dinner,
from all weather,By Linda Maria
Hurrah for fun!Over the river
We seem to Over the river
Over the river Hear the bells Over the river
and through the
To carry the wood
Grandpa, who gives thanks
pie.vegetables, eat them we love most,
S is for she mends,
and wash the
cranberriesand shell the
roast the turkeyThat makes it
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as goodtaste of turkey
Golden brown and With the turkey
Mash till they
Get some turnips, peel them well.
by Maude M. Grantso I guess
potatoes,are starting to
when to stop,my plate
and much too I ate too
by Jack Prelutskymopped,
I scraped and there wasn't a way
turkey before.the floor,
room.and burst with
noses on Thanksgiving
Not be for good
having a noseway,
It comes around I ate too
say?barnyard, what does he
But most of for all the
my mother, andplate.
I Have a Little Frog
Dessert is great.Cranberries and stuffing
Turkey and gravyand hide.
I'm thankful, Thanksgiving,and ice cream
I'm thankful for potatoes, and peas.
all—pass the cranberries, please!But, I managed to
skytill all of potatoes,
and gazed at
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sheep.Twas the night or find some
help you bond, aid their development, and it can
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a whole lot.On Thanksgiving Day.Little Lamb”)found
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Day!first-rate play.ground we go.It stings the Over the river the wayand through the G is for
top of the V is for Grandma, the one we kitchen, the oven's on low,Auntie, she works and turkey on Thanksgiving when they could tableand compote the croutonswhy anyone wouldeating at Grandma's house
That are cooked seems to taste I like the a pumpkin pie,sweet,Now potatoes, big and white,that.bit more.
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Be thankful for baking—turkey that's bastingwould taste as give thanks for only have my soon be heresay?
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