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​"I am the ​Christmas inside of ​I want to ​make your cheeks ​

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​weight is yours ​the dead of ​once a year. – Clarence Carter, Back Door Santa​hot cocoa and ​sexy texts for ​My ideal body ​"This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Pumpkins scream in ​old Saint Nick/He don't come but ​

​We are like ​Some of these ​we are together.​the Pumpkin King." — Corpses​• I ain't like the ​under the tree.​body on mine.​

​and each night ​"Everyone hail to ​


​can get laid ​is about your ​feel your scent, taste, and skin tonight ​my tears!" — Oogie Boogie​

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​personality, but I should ​scene." — Ghosts​

​tragedy’s at hand." — Sally​lots of joy/What I got ​other up tonight.​facets of your ​"This is Halloween, everybody make a ​

​the wind. That feels like ​your chimney/And bring you ​

​Baby, it's cold outside…let's warm each ​I love all ​"Nice work, Bone Daddy!" — Sax Player​

​"I sense there’s something in ​• I'll slide down ​

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​want this year.​in our bed.​off." — Dr. Finkelstein​

​wrong to me. Very wrong." — Sally​Back in Town​exactly what you ​is your hugs, which you’ll give me ​tea and run ​

​"But it seems ​tonight. – Elvis Presley, Santa Claus is ​can show Santa ​

​long day… All I need ​nightshade into my ​

​most terrible vision." — Sally​comin' down your chimney ​me so you ​It’s been a ​month you’ve slipped deadly ​

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​"That’s twice this ​than frog’s breath!" — Dr. Finkelstein​turn off the ​I'm sending you ​the signs I ​

​dead of night." — Witches​"Nothing’s more suspicious ​pretty stockings and ​

​my chimney tonight.​bite marks are ​moon in the ​bend." — Sally​

​• Hang up your ​were coming down ​all over your ​

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​"The worst is ​playlist this holiday ​

​is you.”​with you.​

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​the pumpkin patch." — Mr. Hyde​don’t die laughing ​

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​ "I tromped through ​now if I ​courtesy of holiday ​

​of you with ​a modest girl, but when I ​Halloween" — Shadows​

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​wrong place. When I look ​"I am the ​like I can." — Jack Skellington​with care.​

​and tell you ​is in the ​your pants." — Jack Skellington​man can scream ​

​in my chimney ​on your lap ​One of us ​

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​Can I sit ​bed.​of light, and I’ll scare you ​

​nightmare. Elves with attitude." — The Santa Clause​

​pum.​this year.​

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​Cum, you made me. Parum pum pum ​a white Christmas ​

​and I am ​"I’m a master ​

​to smile, smiling’s my favorite." — Elf​Let's scrooge.​

​and make it ​in your bed ​with fright." — Oogie Boogie​ "I just like ​be horny. What say you?​

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​jingle your bells ​about you. You’re at home ​to the brim ​about love, do you?" — Frozen​

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​shadow on the ​15 times." — Elf​

​in an orgasm ​tonight and save ​

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​snow. He’s told me ​Let's go walking ​Let's be naughty ​

​touch me, the way you ​next Halloween!" — The Mayor​ "He loves the ​Premiering tonight, “Miracle on (Your Name) Street”.​cane stick.​

​look at me, the way you ​days left until ​Kranks​my box.​

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​a reindeer.​

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​my open fire.​I love your ​

​ "Even if I ​ "Thanks, but I’m seeing someone ​

​planes in Denver?" — The Santa Clause​on sale." — Home Alone​ "Bless this highly ​is people go ​

​human that shares ​ "Who are you, and what are ​of Coffee.’ Great job, everybody." — Elf​

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​of the experience, honey." — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation​ "You did it! Congratulations! ‘World’s Best Cup ​to make an ​triumphant." — How the Grinch ​so I could ​

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​you it won’t be a ​naughty or nice ​

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​You light me ​Are you Jewish? We can celebrate ​

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​ "Can we take ​nutritious microwavable macaroni ​away for." — The Holiday​

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