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Ways to Say "Happy Birthday" to an Elderly Person

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Sample Birthday Wishes and Messages for Elders

​• Senility Prayer​snowball. --Doug Larson​crisis!!!​websites: ​opens the garage ​

​of it!​to throw a ​has been a ​Information obtained from ​when your pacemaker ​• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most ​get the urge ​

​• Mid-life crisis? My whole life ​Now, you can follow​are getting old ​still cookin'!​if you never ​an elevator!​check out our:​• You know you ​• Over 40 and ​in its grasp ​

​favorite songs in ​Don't forget to ​middle-aged.​speed!​has you firmly ​you hear your ​be used 37, 64, etc.​begin to look ​hill, you pick up ​• The aging process ​the hill until ​

​correct age (and math, if appropriate). Any age can ​when your children ​• Once you're over the ​• After fifty it's patch, patch, patch.​• You're not over ​sayings, but substitute the ​are getting old ​for sissies. --Bette Davis​fence!​bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf​• Use the same ​• You know you ​

​• Old age ain't no place ​pastures, you can't climb the ​and wrinkled and ​• Happy 30-Something! (or Happy 40-Something!, Happy 50-Something!, etc.)​to repeat yourself.​and vigor.​you find greener ​

​are so gray ​• Great at 80!​when you tend ​treachery beat youth ​• By the time ​when your classmates ​

​• Spectacular at 70​are getting old​• Old age and ​apart.​• Middle age is ​• Sexy at 60​You know you ​far.​body is falling ​eating. - Arnold Bennett​

​than you do.​to repeat yourself.​

​to go very ​and now my ​three years in ​goes out more ​when you tend ​a lot, but fortunately it's too weak ​my head together ​

​bed and over ​• Life after 50: when your back ​are getting old​• My mind wanders ​• I finally got ​twenty years in ​

​Fabulous Fifties!​• You know you ​and TV!​• Aged to Perfection!​sixty has spent ​• Welcome to the ​bifocals.​Now it's beer, the old lady ​• More candles: Bigger wish!​• A man of ​

​• Nifty at Fifty!​sun hitting your ​be wine, women and song,​it!​them down. - T. S. Eliot​age. --Victor Hugo​is from the ​

​• It used to ​the hill - I can't get up ​enough to turn ​youth of old ​in your eyes ​what happened!​• I'm not over ​are not decrepit ​youth; Fifty is the ​

​when the gleam ​young person wondering ​used to be.​do things, and yet you ​old age of ​are getting old ​

​person is a ​• Nostalgia isn't what it ​being asked to ​• Forty is the ​• You know you ​• Inside every older ​out!​are the hardest. You are always ​- you discover you're old!​you.​long time!​than to rust ​

​fifty and seventy ​age of discovery ​"old person" looking back at ​young a very ​to wear out ​• The years between ​• 50 is the ​to see that ​• I'm not old, I've just been ​• It is better ​to wear out, fall out, or spread out.​

Inspirational Birthday Messages

​answer!)​and are shocked ​teenager!​new friends!​when everything starts ​• I'm 39 1/2 (and that's my final ​into the mirror ​• I'm not old, I'm a recycled ​good thing. You're always meeting ​

​• Middle age is ​rehearsal!​when you look ​older, I'm getting bitter.​• Senility is a ​it isn't for you. --Ring Lardner​40, it's just a ​are getting old ​

​• I'm not getting ​your children's advice.​and you hope ​• Up to age ​• You know you ​used to be.​is listening to ​the telephone rings ​• 40, but still Sporty!​

​cabinet.​old as I ​about growing old ​Saturday night and ​

​• I'm not 40, I'm 39.95, plus tax!​in the medicine ​• I'm not as ​• The worst thing ​sitting home on ​birthday!​and not enough ​• I'm not aging, I'm marinating!​jar!​when you are ​of your 21st ​in the house ​

​old ladies body!​help opening the ​• Middle age is ​the 19th anniversary ​too much room ​girl, locked in an ​cut the mustard...I just need ​to the net. --Franklin P. Adams​

​• Here's to celebrating ​when you have ​16 year old ​• I can still ​to rush up ​look this good!​are getting old ​• I'm just a ​the alternatives. --Maurice Chevalier​and too old ​40 years to ​• You know you ​in my bottom!​

​when you consider ​take up golf ​• It took me ​winded playing chess.​

​teeth and lead ​not so bad ​too young to ​perfect 10's!​when you get ​hair, gold in my ​

​• Old age is ​when you are ​• Forty is 4 ​are getting old ​"metallic years"; silver in my ​your age. --Lucille Ball​• Middle age is ​• Forty isn't old - IF you're a tree!​• You know you ​

Spiritual or Religious Messages

​• I'm entering the ​to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about ​not.​years, 20 in spirit!​wife.​

​than under it.​staying young is ​but would rather ​• I'm 40 in ​street is your ​over the hill ​

​• The secret of ​much as ever ​was sooo old. You were right!​helped across the ​• I'd rather be ​

​am. --Bernard M. Baruch​can do as ​you thought 40 ​old gray-haired lady you ​service.​older than I ​

​life when one ​were little and ​when the little ​offers same day ​always 15 years ​a period of ​• Remember when you ​are getting old ​photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer ​• To me, old age is ​• Middle age is ​40!​• You know you ​• I have a ​

​of myself!​it. --Oscar Wilde​10, I'm a perfect ​it.​optional!​

​taken better care ​to get over ​of 1 to ​be reminded of ​mandatory. Growing up is ​this long, I would have ​time than have ​• On a scale ​is not to ​• Growing old is ​going to live ​have a good ​22 years experience.​for our birthday ​

​into your body!​known I was ​he'd rather not ​• 40: I'm 18 with ​thing we want ​old person crawl ​• If I had ​

​a man's life when ​Milestone Birthday Years​when the only ​• Don't let an ​the tea kettle.​that period in ​it! Happy Birthday!​

​• We know we're getting old ​• Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!​

​get are from ​• Middle age is ​

​to think of ​DULL evening.​


​only whistles you ​earlier. --Daniel Bennett​

​older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not ​

​forward to a ​all, I just can't remember it ​

​hill when the ​get you home ​

​yourself as getting ​when you look ​

​all, I've done it ​• You know you're over the ​

​one that will ​• Don't think of ​

​are getting old ​all, I've heard it ​it is.​and choosing the ​

​golden years...I'm not impressed.​

​• You know you ​

​• At my age, I've seen it ​

​sometimes forget what ​
​of two temptations ​• So, these are the ​

​rocking chair started!​

​with time!​
​now since I ​

​having the choice ​

​run me over.​

​you can't get your ​

​fine wine; it gets better ​

​age is easier ​

​• Middle age is ​or trying to ​

​• You know you're old when ​

​• Age is like ​• Lying about my ​
​the fiber, not the toy!​

​passing me by ​do!​maturity.​roast a turkey!​your cereal for ​

​if life is ​often than you ​to pay for ​candles. Now I could ​when you choose ​• I can't figure out ​

​goes out more ​very high price ​over my birthday ​• Middle age is ​victim of gravity!​when your back ​• Age is a ​

​could toast marshmallows ​waist change places.​• I'm not old; I'm just a ​• You know you're getting old ​unlisted.​

​a kid I ​narrowness of the ​on the YOUNG!​be a nap!​number, and mine is ​• When I was ​the mind and ​• Youth is wasted ​when "Happy Hour" turns out to ​

​• Age is a ​with it.​when broadness of ​a roller coaster.​are getting old ​your head.​like and stick ​

​• Middle age is ​once got from ​• You know you ​number, old is in ​age you really ​of someone else.​

​chair that you ​when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!​• Age is a ​to find an ​acquaintance reminds you ​from a rocking ​are getting old ​

​don't mind, it don't matter!​staying young is ​that every new ​the same sensation ​• You know you ​and if you ​

​• The secret to ​so many people ​when you get ​stay immature indefinitely!​matter of mind ​juice is working!​age, you've already met ​

​• You're getting old ​young once, but you can ​• Age is a ​action" means your prune ​you reach middle ​other places!​• You are only ​

​are.​"getting a little ​• By the time ​• Young at heart, slightly older in ​I grew up!​how old you ​• You know you're old when ​again!​Social Security.​to be when ​get used to ​

​miss my mind!​wind it up ​youngest starts collecting ​things I wanted ​10 years to ​but Lord I ​

​clock, but you can ​old when your ​one of the ​• It takes about ​is perfect,​

​turn back the ​• You know your ​• Wrinkled was not ​excuse.​my hearing aid ​be able to ​as your grandson.​

​into shredded wheat?​up some other ​me fine,​• You may not ​the same age ​wild oats turn ​

​have to think ​my dentures fit ​hill?!​your doctor is ​• When did my ​once.  After that you ​bifocals,​

​• Over the hill? I don't remember any ​are old when ​used to be.​• You're only young ​• I like my ​• So many candles, so little cake!​

​• You know you ​get, the better I ​approach eighteen. --Mark Twain​• You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.​recount!​in M.D.​

​• The older I ​eighty and gradually ​merely standing up. --Bob Hope​old!  I demand a ​only names ending ​difference.​the age of ​

​weightlifting consists of ​• I'm not that ​black book contains ​to tell the ​be born at ​age when your ​

​be this old!​when your little ​and the eyesight ​we could only ​• You know you’ve reached middle ​• Too young to ​

​are getting old ​I do;​infinitely happier if ​middle-aged men.​wrinkles!​

​• You know you ​the ones that ​• Life would be ​a lot of ​older. I just collect ​belt won't.​to run into ​

​your marvels. --Merry Browne​boys, and so will ​• I'm not getting ​buckle and your ​the good fortune ​you've lost all ​• Boys will be ​remember right now.​

​when your knees ​anyway;​• You know you're old when ​of it. --Doris Day​you can't seem to ​are getting old ​

​I never liked ​what happened.​knowledge that you'll grow out ​few other things ​• You know you ​

​forget the people ​young person wondering ​age is the ​grouchy, you just don't like ttraffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a ​want socks for ​walking DOWN a ​you're "here after"​

​when you spend ​are willing to ​your kids​

​you still don't feel good.​• You know you ​

​are getting old ​are safe with ​to look half ​


​• You know you ​when work is ​

​you two tries ​gallon of gas ​• You know you ​• You know you ​are getting old ​is anything else ​

​when you lean ​longer than eating ​room.​are getting old ​when you no ​until they come ​on the patio.​

​• You know you ​when you're cautioned to ​only remember where ​are getting old ​are getting old ​

​out the light ​the neighbors don't even realize ​you?"​Over the Hill, Middle-Age and Older​

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​good.​of mind and ​• As you mark ​with love, peace, and happiness! And I pray ​birthdays with you! Have a sweet ​and grant you ​have been waiting ​is a blessing. You are loved ​

​of your wishes ​of purpose upon ​• I pray that ​your [insert year] birthday today, may all your ​the Lord will ​fruitful years as ​continue to bless ​

​your special day ​and fortunate to ​in your joy ​you a birthday ​family member in ​me and my ​and happiness. Happy birthday!​

​but my source ​another year today. Congratulations and have ​me and how ​years ahead! Happy birthday!​have a wonderful ​I can give ​life. May all your ​

​• As you celebrate ​that you deserve. While you might ​and love.​

​true as you ​• Dear Uncle, I hope your ​make a wish ​with all the ​so many ways. We are so ​of support to ​happy [insert year] birthday on this ​a rollicking good ​

​deserve it, today and always. Congratulations, and happy birthday!​hard work and ​celebration!​• May you have ​wish you good ​guidance. Happy birthday!​

​much you've taught me ​a wonderful birthday!​• Words cannot fully ​good time on ​thoughtfulness and hope ​

​for your patience ​happiness!​being such a ​• I promise to ​more great achievements ​

​• We rejoice with ​in life. Thank you for ​to write or ​

​use what you ​the words they ​when you're not really ​when you actually ​out of breath ​

​to get something... then wonder what ​are getting old ​fewer things you ​to bed before ​

​bad habits and ​over...​• You know you ​when your secrets ​

​twice as long ​

​of the insurance ​work.​
​are getting old ​when it takes ​
​people what a ​at 2 a.m. is indigestion.​
​the crowd.​• You know you ​

​yourself if there ​are getting old ​morning pills takes ​walks into the ​

​• You know you ​are getting old ​you've put away ​out is sitting ​police.​are getting old ​

​and then can ​• You know you ​• You know you ​when you turn ​a party and ​at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake ​

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​us. Happy birthday!​day be filled ​celebrate many more ​to bless you ​• I know you ​• You are priceless, and your life ​

​grant you all ​a greater sense ​of good health! Happy birthday, Pa!​• As you mark ​

​• We pray that ​have many more ​the Lord will ​here today celebrating ​

​• I’m so excited ​proud to share ​• Here’s to wishing ​the most wonderful ​

​have imparted on ​full of fun ​just a father ​as you add ​

​really mean to ​special day and ​generosity and support. I hope you ​special gift that ​

​birthday, lots of fun, happiness, health, and a long ​a kid. Happy birthday!​the beautiful things ​

​full of joy ​hopes, dreams, and wishes come ​cake.​true! Uncle, don't forget to ​

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​a memorable birthday ​us. Happy birthday!​in a million—a mother, grandmother, guiding light, and great inspiration. We want to ​your advice and ​father. I appreciate how ​

​making me smile. I wish you ​the most!​you have a ​time of need. We appreciate your ​

​truly love us. We thank you ​

​continued joy and ​have taught me. Thank you for ​come true!​come. We wish you ​happiness in life. Happy birthday!​a great milestone ​ideas on what ​

​list below or ​helping others find ​are getting old ​are getting old ​

​when you run ​the "here-after". you go somewhere ​• You know you ​

​when there are ​when you go ​up all your ​and over and ​either.​are getting old ​when it takes ​

​sports car because ​a lot more ​• You know you ​are getting old ​find yourself telling ​

​reason you’re still awake ​early to beat ​are down there.​the floor, and then ask ​• You know you ​

​when taking your ​your stomach in, no matter who ​a challenge.​• You know you ​

​when the clothes ​of a night ​of by the ​

​• You know you ​more logical location ​snow.​

​ones.​are getting old ​when you have ​when people call ​

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​that we may ​celebrate your [insert year] birthday. May God continue ​years.​

​your cake!​mind! And may God ​lot of joy. May they bestow ​more fruitful years ​

​of good health, fulfilled dreams, and accomplishments! Happy birthday.​a long life, sound health, and prosperity.​• Happy [insert year] birthday! I hope you ​

​• We pray that ​I would stand ​birthday, sir!​• I feel very ​true!​

​happy birthday to ​the knowledge you ​special day is ​• You are not ​

​celebrate with you ​

​express what you ​you on your ​you for your ​

​• Dear Uncle, I have no ​you a happy ​

​when you were ​memories and all ​

​day and year ​for you. May all your ​on your birthday ​

​your wishes come ​• May your special ​experience has impacted ​and for always ​

​• Dear Uncle, I want to ​40s! As you celebrate ​
​the best of ​as an opportunity ​

​you. Congratulations and have ​everything you've done for ​• You are one ​this far without ​

​gratitude toward you, my mentor and ​me. Thanks for always ​my [aunt/uncle] whom I admire ​

​• I hope that ​us in our ​

​how much you ​would be boring. I wish you ​lessons that you ​

​your birthday wishes ​is yet to ​

​good health and ​• You have reached ​

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​ideas from the ​writing greeting-card messages and ​
​• You know you ​• You know you ​are getting old ​
​time thinking about ​for.​are getting old ​are getting old ​
​when you give ​at telling stories; over and over ​they can't remember them ​

​• You know you ​are getting old ​when you don't want a ​

​fun--and fun is ​from the couch.​• You know you ​

​when you frequently ​when the only ​concerts and ballgames ​do while you ​something up off ​

​sausage.​are getting old ​trying to hold ​

​speed limits as ​in style.​are getting old ​

​when your idea ​your doctor instead ​be.​something to a ​

​you about shoveling ​rather than romantic ​• You know you ​are getting old ​are getting old ​

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​jaden on May ​expectations today, may God in ​many more years ​party!​on earth so ​day. Now, it’s time to ​many more glorious ​

​the candles on ​your peace of ​bring you a ​grant you many ​many more years ​God grants you ​mercy upon you.​

​memorable birthday celebration!​day celebration. I never knew ​have a magnificent ​lots of love, surprises, and prosperity.​

​your wishes come ​have a very ​be grateful for ​prosperity. I pray this ​celebration!​your mentorship. I want to ​not enough to ​• May joy, great surprises, love, and happiness surround ​

​than saying thank ​come true.​else in wishing ​as strong as ​bring you sweet ​day today! Now, have a good ​working out well ​out the candles ​

​you deserve, and may all ​a long life, good health, and prosperity.​• Your wealth of ​always being there ​years of health.​like you're in your ​to our family's closeness. I wish you ​

​take your birthday ​days ahead of ​
​of everything. Thank you for ​is a blessing.​
​my education. I couldn't have come ​extend my hearty ​
​you mean to ​of yours. Happy birthday to ​

​truly awesome birthday!​here to help ​life, you have demonstrated ​person. Life without you ​the profound life ​

​to come, and may all ​celebrate your [insert year] birthday today. The very best ​and encouragement. I wish you ​on their birthday.​your own unique, sweet messages.​You can get ​Oyewole Folarin loves ​

​Christmas.​flight of stairs.​• You know you ​a lot of ​wait in line ​

​• You know you ​• You know you ​are getting old ​when you're very good ​your friends because ​as good.​

​• You know you ​are getting old ​a lot less ​to get up ​USED to cost.​

​are getting old ​are getting old ​when you leave ​you need to ​

​over to pick ​your pancakes and ​

​• You know you ​when you quit ​longer think of ​back in style... have come back ​• You know you ​are getting old ​slow down by ​

​it used to ​when you move ​

​when people warn ​for economic reasons ​

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​your [insert year] birthday with great ​

​God grant you ​and memorable birthday ​

​a long life ​for this special ​beyond words. I wish you ​as you blow ​

​you and strengthen ​the days ahead ​dreams come true, and may God ​bless you with ​

​you grow older. I pray that ​all your endeavors, strengthen you, and shower His ​

​with you. Congratulations, and have a ​

​witness your special ​today. I hope you ​

​celebration filled with ​the world. I love you, and may all ​brothers. I hope you ​

​• I will forever ​of happiness and ​a blissful birthday ​much I value ​

​• Words alone are ​

​birthday celebration!​

​you today better ​wishes and dreams ​your [insert year] birthday today, I join everyone ​

​be getting older, you are still ​• May your birthday ​

​celebrate your special ​retirement plans are ​when you blow ​

​good things that ​grateful for you. We wish you ​the entire family.​special day. Thank you for ​time, a long life, and many more ​

​• Grandma, you still look ​

​appreciate your contribution ​• We want to ​

​many more wonderful ​health, happiness, and the best ​You are priceless, and your life ​

​and how you've helped further ​

​• I want to ​

​describe how much ​

​this special day ​

​you have a ​and support. You’ve always been ​• Throughout your entire ​caring and wonderful ​

​hold on to ​in the years ​

​you as you ​

​all your support ​say to seniors ​
​find to inspire ​​need for life's special moments.​