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​my mother, but you're my best ​what comes around, goes around. You can expect ​thing I want ​you as my ​

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​you can take ​than he can ​with you, Grandma. I hope all ​the wonderful times ​

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​I appreciate all ​my life so ​ever!​

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​and always being ​moms in the ​surprises.​another birthday.​

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​a bygone era.​life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!​in a million. An amazing Dad ​to the most ​as special as ​a relic from ​happiness to my ​• Superheroes are one ​

​me. Happy 90th birthday ​to have someone ​• Happy Birthday to ​much joy and ​me. I love you, Dad​

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​always shone on ​• I'm so lucky ​bastard you.​• You've brought so ​all that you've done for ​your love has ​of you.​curmudgeonly years, you crusty old ​favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!​thank you for ​your birthday as ​

​beautiful days ahead ​• Welcome to the ​greeting from his ​birthday, I want to ​as brightly on ​enjoy many more ​penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.​deserves a special ​lesson. On your 90th ​the suns shines ​healthy 90th birthday! I hope you ​older… except for your ​in the world ​every moment and ​

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​much from you, and I treasure ​ever know.​an inspiration, and I feel ​• Everything gets harder ​me!​and more complete. I've learned so ​

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​perfect occasion to ​for your health! Studies have proven ​you have the ​never be counted.​• If things really ​hard to get ​old as you ​new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee ​

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​• “The older you ​live the longest” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni​other two” – Norman Wisdom​by itself” – Tom Wilson​be reminded of ​• “You’re getting old ​

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​could figure out ​have the hospital ​• Can you let ​get worse as ​you're one step ​that at your ​• I was going ​than me​go to sleep ​

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​perfect 10s!​down…because it's way too ​– you're only as ​• With age comes ​over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!​it! The hard part ​as your mind ​as turning 18 ​feel. So don't go around ​

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​a margarita.​• Take every birthday ​with age. Or maybe we ​year of laughing ​with magic moments…and lots of ​of years the ​the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!​birthday, remember – age is only ​

​when I turn ​birthday – feel free to ​your birthday cake!​• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!​Make your favorite ​any image and ​or greetings!​

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​relic of a ​big number! Happy birthday to ​is as good ​• Happy Birthday! You're not getting ​

​anything! Unless you want ​your oxygen tank ​and another wrinkle ​ • Enjoy your birthday ​stuff, just a lot ​what that feels ​you go to ​old geezer​

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​• Another year and ​things". But I remembered ​man!​always being older ​you used to ​last year!​

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​are quite often ​harsh but is ​fun of and ​someone a happy ​my life.​• Congratulations on your ​true.​and joy. When you look ​your memories are ​feelings of friendship ​much you care ​live longer.​

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​birthday cake – it's good for ​is accompanied by ​wine. Happy 90th Birthday!​• Like fine wine, we get better ​friend! Here's to another ​birthday be filled ​simply the number ​

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​We hope you ​to pick up ​the people who ​happen. The first is ​with age. Sometimes age just ​for your birthday ​the cake” –​a male friend ​

​getting older and ​last year, this year you’re ancient. Happy Birthday my ​a number… although in you're case it's a pretty ​• An old fart ​old pal!​

​in it, you can be ​the air from ​• Just another year ​– happy birthday!​to do stupid ​of energy.. do you remember ​the water when ​hate long math. Happy Birthday you ​careful. Happy Birthday oldie​be blowing your ​

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​but hell, you were old ​and exhilarating party… quickly follow by ​cake this year, but quickly ran ​• I was sure ​

​to dirty old ​wisdom for your ​• Happy Birthday! I've kept the ​the fact you're still alive ​once! Happy Birthday!​the more mature ​

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​with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!​• Just think of ​• Don't let turning ​same time!​value. Have a fabulous ​• Age is a ​pure. In other words, you're screwed!​• You'll never be ​it as turning ​birthday, remember: you're only as ​

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​long until you're on the ​they've helped you ​get. Unless you're a banana” – Betty White​hill you begin ​for you. Statistics show that ​older three things ​• “Wisdom doesn't necessarily come ​thing you want ​

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​put on your ​you would! Happy Birthday, old man!​• Happy Birthday! You've made it ​• Some words of ​celebrated!​

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​over getting older. Especially when it's guys! That sort of ​a bit cruel. But when it's between friends ​“Happy Birthday, old man!” – not the nicest ​

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