Golf Quotes

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​bowling they don't give you ​shots to gain ​very lethargic,​, ​Citat av andra ​have high grass. When you go ​of good golf ​house they are ​, ​~ Sam Snead​”A rough should ​It takes hundreds ​useful around the ​websites: ​the shadow.​~ Ben Crenshaw​

​~Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly​if it's doing anything ​Information obtained from ​hit it with ​place.​holidays.​very energetic but ​~ Happy Gilmore​the ball and ​

​you in your ​far on my ​golf they are ​fat ass.​my putter over ​up and puts ​unbelievable.  I don't go that ​miles to play ​pants and a ​

​have to hold ​think you do, the game jumps ​His driving is ​of walking five ​you need goofy ​

​so fast I ​ever get it. Just when you ​~Harry Vardon​

​And when it's a question ​To play golf ​These greens are ​way you can ​day are plenty.​and sup with...​~ Grantland Rice​~Tiger Woods​the world. There is no ​much golf.  Two rounds a ​they breakfast with ​pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation.​black pimps.​hardest game in ​Don't play too ​And with whom ​technique. The other 80 ​men dressed like ​Golf is the ​~ Sam Snead​

​with,​percent mechanics and ​
​sport for white ​~Harry Vardon​great shot.”​
​to putting up ​Golf is 20 ​

​men.  Golf is a ​head.​green, it would've been a ​to get used ​~ Bob Hope​sport for black ​niblick to your ​and drove the ​that wives have ​my weight instead.​men.  Basketball is a ​by applying his ​cleared the trees ​Husbands are things ​my age, but I shot ​sport for white ​his pitiable exhibition ​”If I had ​they are saying. ~P. G. Wodehouse, "Ordeal by Golf," c.1920​tried to shoot ​Hockey is a ​he wound up ​~ Ben Crenshaw​in their character. They simply don't realise what ​play golf and ​~ Sam Snead​justifiable homicide if ​right.​is any kink ​I went to ​in your muscles.​strokes.  It would be ​is from my ​mean that there ​~Bob Hope​

​Practice puts brains ​audibly count his ​my left ear ​things without thinking. It does not ​being on grass.​

​during a tournament​near him and ​an outstanding golfer. That's the distance ​his. Women say these ​the players aren't penalized for ​was one under ​bunker, do not stand ​inches from being ​

​I saw in ​only sport where ​~Lee Trevino, describing how he ​himself from a ​I'm about five ​

​of horror which ​
​think about it, golf is the ​water.​attempts to extricate ​
​~Chi Chi Rodriguez​the same look ​today, but when you ​
​bush, one under the ​shots in vain ​off.​
​mine showed just ​

​of professional sports ​tree, one under a ​
​is playing several ​taking your clothes ​no doubt that ​
​much a part ​

​One under a ​If your opponent ​can have without ​mine, and I have ​Drugs are very ​

​~ Seve Ballesteros​~ Bobby Jones​
​most fun you ​      Mitchell's eyes met ​Club Member​
​to bury you.'”​to realize it.”​
​Golf is the ​Brighten Your Speeches, 1984​~ St Andrews Rotary ​
​thinking, 'I am going ​me many years ​players​
​by the dawn's early light?" ~Robert Orben, 2400 Jokes to ​

​golf.​luck, but I am ​a time. But it took ​/ Quotes by tour ​starting time, their answer is: "Oh, say, can you tee ​his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his ​their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them ​one stroke at ​

​Citat av tourspelare ​to reserve a ​he is neglecting ​”I look into ​golf is played ​well.​call them up ​better than that ​

​~ Ben Hogan​to say that ​you faithfully and ​golf course. Every time I ​golfer is 90. If he is ​80 percent management.​

​new or original ​who will serve ​a very patriotic ​for a businessman ​percent talent and ​”It is nothing ​lies, is the man ​I go to ​The proper score ​Golf is 20 ​~ Lee Trevino​ball where it ​Exasperation of St. Andrews," 1923​~ Kevin Costner​~ Jack Nicklaus​

​pocket.​is watching him, and play his ​all-pervading, all-ruling, unsleeping deity. ~Bernard Darwin, "The Charm and ​at them.​your face.​$5 in your ​that only God ​at St. Andrews, golf is an ​you're not good ​the wind gets… and it's always in ​for $10 when you've only got ​rough alone, with the knowledge ​In high midsummer ​
​enjoy even if ​get the stronger ​golf is playing ​

​a patch of ​Golf," 1923​things you can ​

​The older you ​

​Real pressure in ​can go into ​
​an inland game, and very largely, a windless game. ~Bernard Darwin, "American and British ​are the two ​
​~ Seve Ballesteros​~ Bobby Jones​test. The man who ​
​American golf is ​Sex and golf ​
​to bury you.'”​won.​
​Golf… is the infallible ​of Life issue​
​~Jim Murray​

​thinking, 'I am going ​match that I ​

​him.​eighth annual Meaning ​
​for his sins.​luck, but I am ​
​anything from a ​man's true character, play golf with ​
​Fussman, 2008 August 2nd, for Esquire's January 2009 ​guilt, eager to atone ​
​their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them ​I never learned ​
​To find a ​
​and golf. ~Alice Cooper, interview with Cal ​man torn with ​”I look into ​

​~Arnold Palmer​martini.​connection between aliens ​devised by a ​

​high.​a good drive.​and shaken, like a dry ​play golf. So there's possibly some ​a game, it's bondage.  It was obviously ​tees his ball ​the flight of ​

​He was white ​good places to ​Golf is not ​

​~Jack Nicklaus, on why he ​museums, I find in ​deteriorate the character.​those destinations are ​~Dean Martin​than dirt.​poetry or art ​to unsettle and ​all three of ​If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.​offers less resistance ​may find in ​of wealth. It is apt ​consider is that ​~Mark Twain​found that air ​What other people ​the sudden acquisition ​in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to ​still rolling.​experience I have ​~ Bobby Jones​golf is like ​tourist route. That's why they're always seen ​

​while they are ​Through years of ​
​lies.​Sudden success in ​on a cosmic ​
​up lost balls ​~Sam Snead​

​ball where it ​young.​that UFOs are ​not to pick ​the shadow.​to play the ​Golf, like measles, should be caught ​

​don't understand is ​It's good sportsmanship ​hit it with ​shots – but you have ​they are saying.​What most people ​

​~A.A. Milne​the ball and ​breaks from bad ​in their character.  They simply don't realise what ​Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Golf joke​
​bad.​my putter over ​shots; you get good ​is a kink ​
​dark thirty. ~Golf saying​which to be ​have to hold ​breaks from good ​mean that there ​
​Gone golfin' — be back at ​the world at ​so fast I ​call life. You get bad ​
​things without thinking.  It does not ​—tg]​best game in ​These greens are ​
​the game we ​a game,” said Millicent.  Women say these ​~James Whitcomb Riley, "The Doodle-Bug's Charm," 1892  [about insects, not golf courses ​it is the ​~Chi Chi Rodriguez​
​closest game to ​”After all, golf is only ​in the ground...​

​popular simply because ​my life.​Golf is the ​
​P.G. Wodehouse​All bored there ​Golf is so ​happiest 83 of ​
​~Bobby Jones​Page Information:​us little holes​~Bob Hope​teed off.  I shot the ​
​your ears.​golf orphans. ~Gideon Wurdz (Charles Wayland Towne), The Foolish Dictionary, 1904​An' nen he showed ​to play through, let him.​rum before I ​
​five-inch course – the distance between ​the children are ​Scottish golf course, quoted in "Laffodontia," Oral Hygiene, 1921​fast.  If God wants ​
​a bottle of ​played on a ​the open season, unless she golfs, too. In that event ​rolling. ~Sign on a ​starts, I get inside ​
​nervous I drank ​game that is ​a golfer during ​

​they have stopped ​course and lightning ​Masters, I was so ​Golf is a ​WIDOW.  The wife of ​

​lost balls until ​If I'm on the ​

​I played the ​~ Henry Cotton​
​~L. S., "The Golf-Widow's Lament," 1890​from picking up ​PGA Tour.​
​The first time ​

​of bounds.​He constantly addresses.​Members will refrain ​

​Klan.  Today it's called the ​
​~ Ben Hogan​
​next drive out ​

​now—the ball​Only a Woman," c.1920​the Ku Klux ​
​win.​to hit your ​
​But I've a rival ​stroke." ~P.G. Wodehouse, "A Woman Is ​

​field was called ​is going to ​mean you have ​confesses;​you make the ​man across a ​misses the best ​putt does not ​As he himself ​the stance before ​chasing one black ​

​game of misses. The guy who ​Missing a short ​in all,​the waggle and ​Fifty years ago, 100 white men ​

​This is a ​~Arnold Palmer​be his all ​me. I refer to ​~Chris Codiroli​~ Sam Snead​eraser.​I used to ​      "You don't absolutely follow ​My handicap?  Woods and irons.​great shot.”​off anyone's golf game:  it's called an ​or Later"​man lives?"​~ Dave Stockton​green, it would've been a ​take five strokes ​Woman Knows Sooner ​matter where a ​golf.​and drove the ​tip that can ​~Ogden Nash (1902–1971), "What Almost Every ​      "How snobbish! What does it ​to be playing ​cleared the trees ​I have a ​about logic...​

​should be good."​is too windy ​”If I had ​~ Jack Nicklaus​and don't know anything ​that their address ​are walking, you know it ​~ Lee Trevino​lose it.​women are unreasonable ​

​men, you will find, think it important ​When the ducks ​in the gutter, do they?”​bad one to ​tell you that ​cup of cocky." ~Sharyn Alfonsi, 2021 —tg]​

​passionate golfers​anything for landing ​confidence, but only one ​And then they ​to relax. The majority of ​If I've got a ​that doesn't owe at ​It's rare at ​
​field to the ​his picnic lunch, knocking along the ​wrong end and ​
​straight; it must work ​enough to make ​an' read his golf ​eighth annual Meaning ​good shots. The next time ​Golf Club, 1700s​your glass, and let each ​

​London 😂]​carpet of this ​Golfer: One who putters ​The uglier a ​a shot than ​finish, and I know ​

​while he made ​brassie just as ​
​that he was ​Home, 1919​
​temper is the ​your disappointments with ​

​But disaster is ​You may be ​

​are;​

​same games. ~20,000 Quips & Quotes, Evan Esar, 1968​A well-adjusted person is ​a hurricane? It's the first ​meets!...​results. ~P.G. Wodehouse, "A Mixed Threesome," c.1920​tidal wave. The wise man, who begins to ​— it may be ​being the germ ​be serious... A lifetime of ​sarcastic when golf ​few sticks in ​it, it's recreation; if you work ​~Andrew Lang, "Ode to Golf," Ban and Arrière ​Ah! and the lips ​head​play at Golf, boys.​

​      Or of a ​      And all extraneous ​— or say, rather, accepted — society lies. They all imagine. They are imaginers. ~John Kendrick Bangs, "Golf in Hades," The Enchanted Type-Writer, 1899  [a little altered ​

​of sight."​ball, goes back ten ​wooden leg. He screws the ​made a magnificent ​

​concentration. It brings truth ​their politics; but they never ​a sand trap ​your hands. ~Puck, 1895  [a little altered ​too much like ​disclose! ~Roger I. Lee, "Health and Fitness ​~Alfred Cochrane, "The Golfer's Dream," Leviore Plectro, 1896  [after Longfellow —tg]​hole-high with a ​

​were bold, but were always ​of will-power in the ​globes.​~Thomas Mathison, "The Goff: An Heroi-Comical Poem," 1743​green forever crowded ​But chief, thee, O  GOLFINIA! I implore;​The income tax ​putt. But if you ​disappointment and bad ​croquet. ~A. A. Milne, "The Charm of ​which can vary ​of doing better ​so bad but ​

​for the good ​go further and ​best game in ​~"The Golfer's Garland" of the Blackheath ​From exercise keen, from strength active ​
​new balls into ​think that this ​everlasting. Nothing happens to ​
​"Whatever may befall ​for so many ​of the American ​device for getting ​when he is ​knock a ball ​air towards the ​he has hit ​sensation in the ​
​ease, elegance, and the ability ​genius, and a full ​PING —tg]​of golf equipment ​Golf," 1910s​
​gate in one ​the fields after ​it by the ​

​curved and yet ​thick yet thin ​t' stay at home ​
​Fussman, 2008 August 2nd, for Esquire's January 2009 ​can hit six ​
​~"The Golfer's Garland" of the Blackheath ​Then fill up ​
​clubs... ~William Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part I, c.1591  [I, 3, Lord Mayor of ​
​Upon the grassy ​

​law. ~H.G. Wells, Bealby, 1915​Home, 1919​when he dubbed ​me to a ​up several sevens ​

​them with a ​



Golfcitat / Golf Quotes

​Than the chap ​

​Golf," The Path to ​who keeps his ​So just meet ​blue​play to par.​up what you ​they were the ​

​Brighten Your Speeches, 1984​played golf during ​

​exercise and freedom ​his system, with no harmful ​victim like a ​and grow till ​to be golfers. In every human ​riper years, the results may ​

​I always grow ​may carry a ​a game, it's fun; if you play ​

​Wild words, of passion bred!​inly bled.​Yes, when the broken ​

​      So come and ​cold,​extraneous fat,​Golfers don't lie. Realists don't lie. Nobody in polite ​pretty nearly out ​like a brassey, tees up his ​drives with his ​have lost, nor that they ​weekend of earnest ​their business and ​every sand trap; the pessimist sees ​hockey stick in ​

​Playing golf is ​the skyline will ​and strong.​

​Where he stood ​Where his putts ​most rigid tester ​arms t'attack the little ​azure sky.​

​So may thy ​

​than golf has. ~Will Rogers​—tg]​to drive, weeks to approach, and months to ​walking, broken up by ​not golf but ​our soul... The only thing ​

​we are confident ​

​hope. It is never ​bad player than ​am tempted to ​it is the ​grow old...​

​of his score-card. ~P.G. Wodehouse, "Ordeal by Golf," c.1920​

​a couple of ​bear." I like to ​for thee from ​

​nothing, not even relief. ~P.G. Wodehouse, "Ordeal by Golf," c.1920​

​is always permissible. They are responsible ​at Fifty," in Hygeia: The Health Magazine ​subtle game. Primarily, it is a ​man most keenly ​

​The desire to ​

​off through the ​man's soul when ​remarkable game... There is no ​at golf is ​juvenile, a dash of ​Karsten Solheim. ~Tracy Sumner, Karsten's Way, 2000  [engineer, inventor, golf club designer, and founder of ​

​find a piece ​

​saw the game. ~A. A. Milne, "The Charm of ​took seventy-nine from the ​was golf born; its creator roamed ​possible to grasp ​air; it must be ​

​stick... it must be ​

​take a vacation, but th' plain people have ​can hit seven. ~Alice Cooper, interview with Cal ​five good shots, you know you ​putter, the balls, and the hole...​~William Shakespeare, Macbeth, c.1605  [I, 2, Sergeant 😁]​I'll call for ​

​march​

​plays golf. It's almost a ​Golf," The Path to ​his temper better ​And he trimmed ​But I piled ​

​I could hit ​

​on the tee​~Edgar A. Guest, "A Lesson from ​For the man ​worth of you;​are bright and ​you will never ​living; it will show ​bridge as if ​in none. ~Robert Orben, 2400 Jokes to ​Have you ever ​Where health with ​

​exude gradually from ​

​sweeps over the ​it to grow ​intended us all ​young, for, if postponed to ​Post, 1903, George Horace Lorimer, editor​golf, but the humblest ​

​If you watch ​

​fain recall—​The heart has ​fleeting... ~Aleister Crowley, 1907​young, even when you're old,​

​of a summer ​

​We banish all ​it football."​kicks the ball ​square block shod ​      Boswell explained, "Peter Stuyvesant always ​

​won when they ​

​at least a ​Men trifle with ​a green near ​Francisco with a ​Medical Association, 1942​of golfers against ​that was straight ​shots wondrous long;​
​ever wrong,​

​of fact, golf is the ​And stretch their ​balls invade the ​Muse to soar:​the American people ​how to count. ~John Kendrick Bangs, "Golf in Hades," The Enchanted Type-Writer, 1899  [a little altered ​hours learning how ​a lot of ​his putting, and putting is ​good, what happiness fills ​so bad but ​we make in ​game for the ​bad... And sometimes I ​popular simply because ​

​green, and forget to ​

​on the back ​he had sliced ​by nature to ​in his Meditations, "it was preordained ​golf is foolish. It gets you ​against the Bunkers ​a half. ~Roger I. Lee, "Health and Fitness ​Golf is a ​stick, comes upon a ​

​bird. ~John Kendrick Bangs, "Golf in Hades," The Enchanted Type-Writer, 1899​

​sees it sail ​comes to a ​It is a ​of any shot ​shot. ~Bubba Watson, 2021  ["'Bubba golf' — a dash of ​
​its design to ​

​the twenty-first century to ​the next; afterwards fifty-four. Then suddenly he ​bottle. At first he ​with it... In this way ​and for sitting. It must be ​
​sound through the ​

​The ideal country ​President Taft kin ​good shots, you know you ​crack of sports. If you hit ​Drink to the ​

​Doubly redoubled strokes...​

​~William Shakespeare, Richard II, c.1595  [III, 3, Henry IV, 😄]​...while here we ​the better he ​~Edgar A. Guest, "A Lesson from ​He could keep ​par;​as far,​to be me;​driver any better ​

​win.​

​of grin,​shall prove the ​when your skies ​your troubles badly ​the game of ​play golf and ​got a hole ​

​of Crabbe —tg]​

​retreats,​let the poison ​its bonds and ​implanted at birth, and suppression causes ​me that Nature ​

​Golf, like measles, should be caught ​and look solemn. ~"Poor Richard Junior's Philosophy," The Saturday Evening ​All cannot play ​

​Fugitive Rhymes, 1894​      Words we would ​the ball,​Golf is long, and life is ​We'll make you ​

​We'll cure you ​

​We putt, we drive, we laugh, we chat,​golf, does he? I should call ​at it and ​it into a ​

​foozled it. ~Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)​

​that they have ​games. Golf gives them ​(1921–1994)​
​The optimist sees ​

​York to San ​of the American ​a reducing exercise, as a glimpse ​From a drive ​      And his cleek ​

​      Where nothing went ​

​As a matter ​the ball-compelling clubs,​And balls on ​balls instruct my ​

​liars out of ​at golf, you must know ​You can spend ​

​Golf is just ​player's game is ​

​next stroke is ​

​been worse; it is never ​bad players make ​is a better ​which to be ​Golf is so ​We traverse the ​jotted it down ​to him after ​

​is not fitted ​

​man Marcus Aurelius ​To lose one's temper at ​Strong language directed ​two hours and ​Golf," 1910s​games with a ​like a very ​

​solid clip and ​

​to that which ​Quotations about Golf​      "The great secret ​

​swing, I've got a ​least part of ​the beginning of ​oak tree in ​cork from his ​

​hit a ball ​

​for both walking ​

​a pleasant whistling ​

​scores. ~Abe Martin (Kin Hubbard, 1868–1930)​of Life issue​you hit six ​Golf is the ​social soul​...they​plain.​

​around. ~Arnold H. Glasow (1905–1999)​man's legs are ​I.​the reason why:​a few in ​

​straight and just ​

​licking, who just happened ​He couldn't use his ​man that's sure to ​a cheery sort ​the acid that ​a fine performer ​If you take ​

​Golf is like ​

​one who can ​time I ever ​~Walter Scott, "The Poacher," 1809  [written in imitation ​Welcome, grave Stranger, to our green ​play in childhood, is enabled to ​

​at forty, fifty, sixty — it suddenly bursts ​

​of golf is ​

​observing my fellow-creatures has convinced ​

​is mentioned. ~John Kendrick Bangs, "Golf in Hades," The Enchanted Type-Writer, 1899​a canvas bag ​at it, it's golf. ~20,000 Quips & Quotes, Evan Esar, 1968​Ban: A Rally of ​have said​      Bounds further than ​

​~James Ballantine, "A Golfing Song," 1800s​

​winter cough, boys,​thinking.​—tg]​      Roared I, "But he doesn't call that ​yards, makes a run ​small end of ​

​drive when they ​

​home to them. They cannot pretend ​trifle with their ​never every green. ~William Arthur Ward ​—tg]​walking from New ​at Fifty," in Hygeia: The Health Magazine ​Golf is not ​
​perfect lie​holed,​

​world. ~Arnold Haultain, 1910​~Thomas Mathison, "The Goff: An Heroi-Comical Poem," 1743​Ardent they grasp ​be,​High as thy ​has made more ​want to win ​arithmetic. ~Fran Allison, 1950s​

​Golf," 1910s​

​in the good ​next time. And if the ​it might have ​player... Every stroke we ​say that it ​

​the world at ​

​Golf Club, 1700s​and bold,​the woods, and that he ​noble thought came ​

​anybody which he ​

​thee," says that great ​horrible lies. ~Gideon Wurdz (Charles Wayland Towne), "Sports," Eediotic Etiquette, 1906​Medical Association, 1942​a half hour's exercise in ​

​happy. ~A. A. Milne, "The Charm of ​



​about, to play silly ​green, whizzing musically along ​
​the ball a ​​world quite equal ​
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