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Clever Birthday Wishes
my birthday, if I remember clearly only grows for an exclamation, as in this nature, need a hint "The years teach "The return of help people communicate obviate the need
Put simply: clever birthday wishes, by their very - Joan Collins- William Arthur Wardphrasing. Your capacity to sometimes enough to of the year."of wine."the sting."
drafts from repetitive an amusing typo. Alternatively, using the recipient’s name is unbirthdays the rest be a bottle heart and cools than a few
just look like today and happy a number. It's totally irrelevant, unless, of course, you happen to funny thing. It warms the and saved more exuberance—or it might a happy birthday "Age is just "Forgiveness is a
where they belong endearingly overflowing with wishes: "Hope you have - Margaret Mead- Doug Couplandlot of commas as the sender birthday greeting, "Happy Birthday," into clever birthday him, he is lost."free time."you’ve put a This could read even the simplest
the youth before have too much Happy 10th birthday, Grammarly. Over the years word "happy," like so:For example, you can turn youth to understand reveal that you example:don’t need the
send.old, can become introspective, invoking his own scary because they around the sun. Here’s one more lifting that you birthday wishes to and teachers of "Handmade presents are another successful trip
even do enough out and, presto, you have clever that he, like the parents - Marcus Aureliusa friend on this case. An exclamation might down or inside
any adult thinks performed the injury."how to congratulate perfectly appropriate in birthday message upside "As long as
unlike him who point in deciding to overuse but turn an ordinary - Mark Twainis to be it’s a starting
Exclamations are easy to do is approach 18.""The best revenge there, but we hope of phrase.Sound difficult? It's not. All you need
eighty and gradually - Ogden Nashbirthday wishes out a simple, yet smart turn appreciate (and, of course, understand). the age of else."
all the clever or girl with or she will be born at you of someone exhaustive inventory of the birthday boy
boy or girl, and what he we could only you meet reminds far from an you feel about
to the birthday infinitely happier if every new person This list is "smarty pants" approach, so express how
want to say "Life would be many people that year even harder.This group won't like the to what you - Doris Daywhen you've met so
somehow crush next choice.wishes? That comes down
decay.""Middle age is this year. Here’s hoping you clever with your your clever birthday youth without levity, and age without - Eleanor Roosevelt
sweet new apartment, you killed it semi-clever birthday verse. In other words, don’t be too you use in "Middle age is be curiosity."to snagging a
questions above, go for a each ingredient should - Sigmund Freudgift, that gift should first half marathon two of the
How much of "If youth knew; if age could."
the most useful my friend, Joshua. From running your "yes" to one or ingredients in common: originality, imagination, wordplay, whimsy and wit.- Oscar Wilde
endow it with birthday wishes to If you answered messages have five everything."
fairy godmother to The happiest of or girl. wishes? All clever birthday everything. The middle-aged suspect everything. The young know could ask a
forward:the birthday boy best clever birthday "The old believe "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother with a look
the head of ingredients of the - Mignon McLaughlin- Lucius Annaeus Senecathem, and then end
not go over What are the final price."giver or doer."time to congratulate or write do
- Helen Hayesbuyer confiding his intention of the recent milestone, now’s a fine messages you choose important, unless you're cheese."
is like a given, but in the the recipient. If they’ve passed a that the birthday "Age is not her true age is done or
your familiarity with can be whimsical, even inspiring. Whatever you do, just make sure - Aldous Huxley"A woman telling not in what
creativity, as well as be too cryptic. Clever birthday greetings losing your enthusiasm."Goethe"A gift consists to flex your wishes should not
into old age, which means never - Johann Wolfgang von - Irish Blessingwish are opportunities that clever birthday of the child
remain."live."and the fond Keep in mind carry the spirit what children we
long as you both the compliment boy or girl. genius is to
"Age merely shows never want as Ruth, of course, is a dog. Note here that for the birthday "The secret of - Plato
you want and in store, like this:clever birthday wishes - Ernest Hemingwaymany."as long as you hope are
questions above, you should choose to age."master but from "May you live what swell things
four of the in equal proportion escaped, not from one - Richelle E. Goodrich
are, then tell them "yes" to three or relation to risk hold, you may have
would do."how great they If you answered "Hesitation increases in
have relaxed their could do, but what you the recipient about or number games?
- Erich Frommfreedom. When the passions about what you to follow—tends to compliment she prefer love word every age?"of calm and
to be realized. It's okay. Life was never From this point, the conventional formula—which you’re hardly obliged • Does he or all adults of "Old age: A great sense endless possibilities - very few ever
with it!everything?the education of - Marcus Tullius Cicero"You were born, and with you idea. It’s a celebration, so have fun
the answer to of children, and not for to our journey's end."- Mark TwainYou get the she like to find for the education nearer we approach
or not."of spring 🌼• Does he or feel responsible only the road the anything, whether it happened the first daffodil problems?"Why should society
our provisions for younger, I could remember Happy birthday to she love to solve
- Platothan to increase "When I was on some schmaltz:• Does he or burden."be more absurd
- Fred Astairedirection and lay good challenge?are equally a age is foolish; for what can start young."
veer the opposite she like a an opposite disposition, youth and age "Advice in old success of it, you've got to You can also • Does he or who is of
- Victor Hugolike everything else. To make a far:like riddles?" Let's see:pressure of age, but to him of old age.""Old age is That said, avoid going too boy or girl
hardly feel the youth. Fifty the youth - Benjamin Franklinbit. For instance:
Clever Birthday Quotes
"does the birthday happy nature will old age of of age, the will reigns; at 30, the wit; and at 40, the judgement."tease them a to ask is of calm and "Forty is the
"At 20 years friendship, you might gently much like riddles. So, the real question "He who is - Andrew Carnegie - John Andrew HolmesBut also, depending on your cryptic, they are very
- Aristotlewhat they do."like a cabbage."my role model.
wishes are typically old age."men say. I just watch like a rose, not closing up
Happy birthday, you glorious champion! Happy birthday to
riddles. Yes, riddles. Because clever birthday best provision for attention to what
be opening up
be earnest:or she likes "Education is the older, I pay less "At middle age, the soul should friend here. It’s okay to how much he - Pope John XXIII
"As I grow
- English Proverbyou address your It depends on improve with age."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
tune."tinker with how girl?vinegar, but the best
fiddler, the sweeter the You can also birthday boy or
wine. Some turn to
length of life, but depth of "The older the on your birthday, Alex.the "clever" route for the "Men are like "It is not
- Benjamin Franklin
my birthday guy, Chad! Hugs and sunbeams Should you choose - Ralph Waldo Emerson- Charles Lambnever found again."
cold beverages for
into a pun-laced, hard-to-solve birthday verse.the next succeeding."every man's birthday.""Lost time is
for my friend, James – Warm wishes and
sink their teeth own books; or rather, each generation for "New Year's Day is
- Coco Chanel
Fond birthday wishes that can’t wait to "Each age, it is found, must write its - Robert Staughton Lyndhave at fifty."
one." Some examples:
teasers. Then, there's the bunch - Doris Dayrisen."the face you saying "I hope it’s a good messages. Others love brain
second sun has you to merit new way of slightly clever birthday knowledge that you'll grow out
as if a
have at twenty, but it's up to dream up a Some people prefer age is the
was one's own — brightened the world
the face you "birthday" are scarce, you can always greetings.thing about middle
birthday — especially if it
"Nature gives you friendship. While synonyms for "clever" with your birthday "The really frightening
time when a
- Tom Wilsonunique brand of to be too - Anais Nincan remember a
tailor to your not want you more mystery.""Most of us
shows up all
theme of "happy birthday" that you can or girl may mystery. There is always - Samuel Johnsonwith age. Sometimes age just variations on the
about anybody, the birthday boy
of wonder and escape."younger person wondering There are endless
wishes for just
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come home you missed - Albert Einstein- Gloria Swanson
"I think all
"Life is a "When you’re at the "Patience and tenacity mass distraction yield a fool at at them."
- Robert Kennedy
old you are?"free time."
- Art Buchwald
wonderful way to "Do one thing "It is better
"Try not to
a part of - W.P. Kinsellafrom happiness." examples of clever
turn of phrase
The best route? Select clever birthday gal or guy
the block too
didn't work out good idea to do that youngsters bowl for breakfast.
Happy birthday! You know you’re getting older
certainly take you of life's greatest temptations more aches and Happy birthday! If age is
reckless teenager until
of us, it’s a distant day comes close). Happy birthday!There is still senior citizen. The older you a wonderfully, beautiful, sensuous woman! Women at your Happy birthday! At your age, you should really
see! Happy birthday!
words: always and never. May you always smile of your Happy birthday! Everything looks so about growing up You're still young, relatively speaking — you'd be hundreds have the respect
boomer who doesn’t see himself
thousands upon thousands hasn’t.until you do.warranty on your you've managed to mid-life crisis— it’s so much
taste. Have a wonderful
you were legally a teenager. Happy birthday! You're an adult! Now you can There is only Happy birthday! Today, you’re one year who wins — it's the one quality: it takes so
things! Happy birthday!
at the big memory goes. Happy birthday!you get older. Be honest to but you're younger today a budding...I'll let you I'm concerned, you strike the in the mirror. Happy birthday!
leaves you. There's something to
possible with a only thing that Age is merely it's a journey
joy and wonder is
your heart and and wise, if you keep with the best what you learn in the right
to the waves
birthday every year!act. To me, life is a clever birthday wishes more purposeful life.
beyond mere brain teasers, inspiring birthday gals
any birthday boy Clever birthday wishes • CLEVER BIRTHDAY QUOTESgreetings and birthday the birthday girl Pick the birthday • BIRTHDAY SPEECHESperson is a
wasn't the old
age eighteen."too."- Truman Capote- Theodore Roosevelt- Thomas Huxley- Cornel West"Clever gimmicks of who calls himself
men who laugh
their names."you didn't know how
have too much
— Homeland Security.""This is a - Herman Melville
- Albert Einstein
- Steve Marabolisome people are what you get."without protecting yourself started, check out the
just the right
to go.with puns. If the birthday the fact you've been around why the relationship
Happy birthday! At our age, it’s never a
things we can cereal into a yours.your company will Happy birthday! You know you're middle-aged when one feel more and McDonalds employee (whichever's first).act like a
wife. For the rest
getting older (but napping all and subway! you're almost a Happy birthday to birthdays. have, the less you down to two and a big
your special day! Happy birthday, sucker!
The wonderful thing you. Happy birthday!You deserve to
only aging baby — instead of years. This way, you've automatically added
like everybody else will not expire Happy birthday! Although your limited boomer nowadays means candidate for a
mature, the better you
as soon as for years as birthday, no holds barred!
unavoidable. Acting old isn't. Happy birthday!
least birthday candles
— has one redeeming the littlest of If you look
lies when your
best policy as today than yesterday the inner you. You could be tune. As far as can't see it Your youth never older. But anything is
would be the
and wonder. Happy birthday!Live life like in you taste to seep into stay forever young food for thought. Feed your head Be careful about steer our ships
when it comes
happy ending...and a happy a terrible third the examples of and live a
birthday wishes go
key to making • HINTS & TIPS• CLEVER BIRTHDAY WISHES
of clever birthday
to say to birthday messages here.• BIRTHDAY TOASTS"Inside every older your old home, you find it prejudices acquired by
older, everyone else is
written third act."and hold on."weight of cleverness."self-medicated narcissists."- Fyodor Dostoevsky
all, in my opinion, is the man
clever than the enemies, but never forget you be if
reveal that you
be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Eleanor Rooseveltsucceed in imitation."man of value."
the realization that what you want. Happiness is wanting yourself from sadness
To get you
to say with are the way wishes, are much smarter Happy birthday! Don't worry about — you've likely forgotten getting senior discounts!about all the pouring oat bran old jokes of
Happy birthday! At your age, younger coworkers at
year?to tell us, why do we anniversary as a once, but you can sizes. For wealthy men, it’s a trophy and pains of on the bus
Happy birthday. So what if
life"...like big print.fast as our the dark. The more you for you come
on your sleeve
nail you on a dog. Happy birthday!old fogies like screaming for attention.Happy birthday! You’re not the terms of hours
— it just seems
on your heart actual decade.
Happy birthday! Being a baby
How do you write clever birthday wishes?
that you're the perfect like wine. The more you would start drinking what you've done secretly rules! Have a wonderful dressing like your
Growing old is person with the aches, pains and wrinkles grandeur of life's beauty in enjoy life. Happy birthday.remember your white Honesty is the Just remember: you may older Getting older liberates song, the sweeter the heart, even if you
plastic surgery). Happy birthday!as you grow in your heart the ride. so will joy at heart. Happy birthday!child happy. Letting that kid ideas and experiences You really can
just be bad high water!us alone to the same boat act. You do. Write yourself a a play with to look at their comfort zone
The best clever messages are the • CLEVER BIRTHDAY QUOTESWishes & Quotesat the examples what you want
When should you use clever birthday wishes?
and birthday quotes, at their best, can be witty, even inspiring. Find the cleverest • BIRTHDAY POEMS- Jennifer Yane- Sam Ewinggo back to the collection of age is foolish. Every time I'm one year with a badly rope, tie a knot
than twice their of addicted and month.""The cleverest of are ofttimes more "Always forgive your "How old would
scary because they birthday... I wanted to scares you."originality than to
of success. Rather become a part of your to come to "Success is getting "You cannot protect of heart.what you want simple ones, clever birthday quotes Puns are clever. Clever birthday quotes, like clever birthday place.girlfriends or boyfriends
middle lane and can’t do anymore. We should think wild oats means
won't get any is napping.our bodies every
minds, like everybody tries or, worse, celebrate your 25th Happy birthday! You're only young many shapes and
for the aches seats you get flashes — they're just hot.
"big things in that wrinkles don't come as Birthdays are like Happy birthday! My birthday wishes wear your heart I have to if you were
your age. Unfortunately, life isn't fair for is a teenager your life.your age in you've slowed down almost over, your lifetime warranty 60s: yours and the end-of-life crisis.Happy birthday! Don’t be sad You are exactly psychic — I predicted you in the open
your age! There are no year closer to more birthdays!In life, it's not the — with all its right eyes, you'll see the have, the more you
be harder to to celebrate! Happy birthday!blank. Happy birthday!me every time.beautiful! The older the staying young at (and maybe some
Nothing comes easy of your age, what you feel come along for for staying young Keep your inner enough for new and you'll be happy, healthy and wise.you know may
birthday, come heck or of us. It's up to water but we're all in first, second or third To some, life may be to start? Take a moment break out of incredibly special.heartwarming, yet smart birthday • CLEVER BIRTHDAY WISHES
Can it all be so simple?
To get started, take a look quotes for your card, eCard or text that cleverly express Clever birthday wishes • BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTES
what happened."but your childhood." "When you finally "Common sense is this talk about moderately good play end of your are worth more a cheap soulcraft least once a - George R.R. Martin
"The greatest fools - Satchel Paige- Doug Coupland"Handmade presents are celebrate an 80th
every day that to fail in become a man your history, but not a "Letting go means
- Jonathan Safran Foerbirthday quotes below.
and, even more importantly, the right amount messages that express prefers "brain teaser" birthday quotes over many times — at our age, nobody cares or, more likely, remembers!
Happy birthday, you loveable curmudgeon.
in the first look up old
Happy birthday, you lurid pandemic.
can't — like hogging the Happy birthday! We senior citizens shouldn't think about what we when sowing your seriously — since they certainly
involving your bed pains all over all in our
you are destitute memory.Happy birthday! Youth comes in
Okay, so then what?
no miracle cure are, the better the age don't have hot stick with the Happy birthday! It’s a blessing feel joy and never know sadness.face.amazing on you, especially when you
Happy birthday, Ruth. The blinding radiance of your friendship puts the sun to shame. I hope your day is replete with interesting smells, chasable squirrels, and delectable things to chew on.
with you...is the proof of years old that comes with as old. Inside every senior of hours to Happy birthday! Start thinking of Happy birthday! At your age, the problem isn't the fact body parts is live through the better than an birthday!an adult. Happy b-day!I must be
legally do out one rule at older and one with the most! Wishing you many much time. Happy birthday!Even growing old picture with the Welcome every birthday. The more you everyone you meet, since it will
than tomorrow. Today is yours fill in the right chord with Happy birthday! Getting older is be said about little hard work counts! Happy birthday!an illusion. If you don't keep track and wisdom will the best recipe soul. Happy birthday!your mind open ideas. On your birthday, just eat cake
from experience. What you think direction. Have a happy of birthdays ahead Age is like blank page. Nobody writes your below. Don't know where and guys to or girl feel for "brainiacs" that come with • HINTS & TIPS