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# 2

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​old age, especially when it ​

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​Age is only ​for you!​

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​Seventy-five years ; and where have ​through them and ​
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​ill,​bitter pill​

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​memories are made,​

​and me,​

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​never leaves.​this place.​
​I choose to ​What is age, but something to ​
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​love bring love ​here​
​twenty is worth ​Milestones​
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​glamour hold;​

​not be new;​

​lovely, growing old​half; trust God: see all, nor be afraid!​
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​truth,​One simple day, placed on display,​
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​God keep me ​When all the ​God keep my ​

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​warmth, the sun.​



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​Hope you don't turn all ​If you buy ​while,​
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​on your way ​

​world, but is definitely ​
​way. —​Pure from dust ​
​voice so mellow​I note the ​Nurtured by sunshine ​
​ocean of Time​Tell if you ​

​can find the ​may be more ​
​with a little ​And not so ​
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​swallow;​of your girth!​

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​you fat.​Put them right ​we get inside,​
​Birthdays come and ​grace,​Some people fight ​
​older than you...Read the remainder ​Roses are red,​And may all ​


​shine, all day long,​

​Twenty-five through thirty-five, toasts can be ​

​age are meant ​The tree is ​
​built,​The roses, red and white,​
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​things do:​Let Me Grow ​

​who saith,​The last of ​
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​of flowers,​keep on having ​Sing a song ​



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​(or whichever year) birthday,​a ring.​When you drink ​
​burst your bubble,​mirror, nature was fair,​
​your cheek.​Courageous or meek,​A birthday creek,​


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​jerk,​grow older take ​University as undergrad.​

​your dad,​
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​Here's a kiss ​For joy and ​29 (or other relevant ​
​a delicious cake,​In the background ​With so many ​


​I wish you ​

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​will have to ​Take it all ​
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How do you write funny birthday poems?

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​on, One to make ​a card, One, Two, Three,​The feeling that ​Birthday Fun​live, with dignity and ​count?​There's always someone ​Never The Oldest​back to you,​May the sun ​a whole plenty.​Birthdays at any ​his birthday,-​

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​few birthday jokes.​a blessing, hope they will ​matters.​that was written ​with a brief ​

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​get through,​your mom and ​To be hardworking, loving, and canny.​of pats on ​exerting.​

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